offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ

(Source: weheartpattinson, via bennythespacemanlego)

timemagazine:

Read why Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg thinks Beyonce is a boss Photo: Paola Kudacki for TIME #TIME100

timemagazine:

Read why Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg thinks Beyonce is a boss Photo: Paola Kudacki for TIME #TIME100


"I could relate to that feeling; that all-encompassing, you’ll-die-for-this-person first love. It’s everything I felt in my first relationship - that total Romeo and Juliet story played out. I never had an opportunity to fall in love like that in a movie before."

"I could relate to that feeling; that all-encompassing, you’ll-die-for-this-person first love. It’s everything I felt in my first relationship - that total Romeo and Juliet story played out. I never had an opportunity to fall in love like that in a movie before."

(Source: emstonesdaily)

cute-overload:

My one year old St. Bernard falls asleep with his head on my one year old niece [OC]http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

cute-overload:

My one year old St. Bernard falls asleep with his head on my one year old niece [OC]
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

obsessedwiththeroyals:

George throwing a bitch to the floor

(via sexmeupscotty)

fandoms-are-not-sins:


thatsmoderatelyraven:

askmixipony:

horrificbastardisation:

i’ll let you draw your own conclusions

Did you fuck the peanut butter

That’s fucking nuts

fandoms-are-not-sins:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

askmixipony:

horrificbastardisation:

i’ll let you draw your own conclusions

Did you fuck the peanut butter

That’s fucking nuts

image

(via tardismyoldgirl)

shiny-dragonair:

My favorite thing to burn.

shiny-dragonair:

My favorite thing to burn.

(via tardisassemble)

the-otp-gay-off:

daisyvalley:

thefinalhidingplace:

tyleroakley:

DOGS ARE SUCH GLORIOUS CREATURES.

Yes

I love dogs so much oh my god

I can understand if you don’t like dogs but I think you are wrong and I don’ t like you

(Source: lucas-com-k, via swoopwoody)

badpeopleanonymous:

tomato-hombre:

ask-me-why-i:

the-spinning-teacup:

I want to have Edna’s confidence

The thing is, she needs to be confident. She needs to be THE BEST so that the tragedies of her past don’t happen again. Why “No capes!”? She made those outfits. Her outfits are the reason that competent heroes died. She needs to be better than she was, better than she is, so she sets those standards for herself.

excuse u who gave you permission to give me emotions over edna mode

I never look back, darling, it distracts from the now.

(Source: apriki, via swoopwoody)

fallontonight:

"A zoo in China says it has a depressed panda so it just installed a TV in its cage to cheer it up. So that means right now, a depressed panda could be watching our show. And we thought we’d tell some jokes specifically for Seesha the Panda, and see if we can’t make her feel any better. Here we go…” 

 

(via godofmischief-managed)

eeveez:

does anyone else sort of get a lesbian vibe from ellen degeneres?

(via godofmischief-managed)

ellendegeneres:

Happy Classic Joke Wednesday!

(via in-wonderland-blame-the-nargles)

cheekboners:

That moment when you realize that David Tennant is one of us.

This is the best thing that has ever happened.

(Source: lejazzhot, via godofmischief-managed)