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timelyburden:

timelyburden:

Once my dad got a nail stuck in his eye so he had to get this cotton patch taped over it and while he slept I drew an eye on it and put makeup on it and coincidentally my dads name is Joe so I think you know where this is going

My dad was the real Cotton eyed joe

I wasn’t kidding… imagedont judge the artistic part of it i was 9 and he is a light sleeper

where did he come from

where did he go

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Gary Oldman - Actors Against Acting Athletes (x)

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hornyspice: My yearbook quote.

hornyspice:

My yearbook quote.

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glorfindel:

#THIS ENTIRE PHOTOSET IS A DICK JOKE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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500daysofsassy:

HOW COME PEETA DIDNT CALL HIS PAINTINGS “PEETA MELLART”???????????

WHAT A FUCKIN WASTE

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